Vs. A Millionaire and His Personal Batcave

Now if only Toronto Batman could construct his own Batcave.... he could take his brand of Canadian justice global! Toronto Batman Inc.

They say money can't buy one happiness. Apparently, for one dedicated Batman fan, it can buy you a freaking Batcave. The hardcore fan is constructing a home theater resembling Bruce's cave of badassery amounting to roughly $2 million. The millionaire has hired company Elite Home Theater Seating,which specializes in custom made home theater building with a visual flair. The theater not only is meant to echo the feel of Batman's base of brooding, but also comes complete with a Batcomputer, cape and cowl, secret passages, Batman themed sound effects, gargoyles, a 180 degree screen, an elevator with the Bat logo, and the Tumbler!

Vs. Boy Hospitalized After 4-Day Marathon of Sheer Stupidity

 Tyler Rigsby  ponders, "Day 3 and I still suck ass at this. Speaking of ass, been resisting this nagging feeling of....  of... wait a sec... I just shit myself *relieved* ! Well, couldn't be avoided, game on!

Fifteen year old Tyler Rigsby collapsed after a 4-day Xbox 360 marathon due to dehydration. The teen was playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3, a first-person shooter game. There's been a whole lot of cases of video game related accidents in the past where a few individuals have tried to test the limits of what it means to be a hardcore gamer, but instead end up failing horribly in life's most vital requirement, self preservation. These so-called hardcore gamers who have opted to pound away endlessly for days straight at a controller/keyboard instead of actually living is what give other gamers out there a bad rep.

Bonus Time! - Toronto Batman Owns!

I'm not going to go into detail on the video above. I will tell you that it is all sorts of hilarious! Just hit the video and enjoy Canada's Caped Crusader. This is some funny shit we have here. Canadians clearly know how to have more fun (except for that Asian dude at the store, sucks to be you pal).

Kudos to the Sean Ward Show!

Vs. The Dark NIGHT... Returns

The GODDAMN Batman is back... in a fucking tank!

Apart from Frank Miller's Batman: Year One, The Dark Knight Returns stands not only as one of Batman's best storyline, but also as a milestone in the graphic novel genre.

Vs. Where The Hell Have You Been Bond? You've Been Missed!

Glad to finally have you back Mr. Bond

Rip the rear off of a train, leap onto the rear of said train, adjust cufflinks whilst looking calmly cool; consider me officially sold! I've missed you James Bond, it's been a torturous wait since your last big screen outing.

Vs. James Holmes Does NOT Beware the Batman... And NOW, Neither Should We

Toned down or not, this is a travesty on every level

Another victory can now be claimed by James Holmes, the murderer responsible for the horrific Aurora theater massacre. You can read the killer's first win here. As a result of this inhumane crime, Warner Bros. has decided to implement further damage control by making some alterations to their upcoming animated Batman series Beware The Batman.

Bonus Time! - X-Men First Class Sequel Confirmed As Days of Future Past

Old... Man... Logan!

Yes, you read the title description correctly! Bryan Singer has just confirmed that the sequel to X-Men First Class will be delving into time travel territory!