Vs. A Millionaire and His Personal Batcave

Now if only Toronto Batman could construct his own Batcave.... he could take his brand of Canadian justice global! Toronto Batman Inc.

They say money can't buy one happiness. Apparently, for one dedicated Batman fan, it can buy you a freaking Batcave. The hardcore fan is constructing a home theater resembling Bruce's cave of badassery amounting to roughly $2 million. The millionaire has hired company Elite Home Theater Seating,which specializes in custom made home theater building with a visual flair. The theater not only is meant to echo the feel of Batman's base of brooding, but also comes complete with a Batcomputer, cape and cowl, secret passages, Batman themed sound effects, gargoyles, a 180 degree screen, an elevator with the Bat logo, and the Tumbler!



I for one am fed up with those rap artists flaunting their stupid decked out cars with the usual pimping accessories. Yo! Check it, check it! My Escalade here got diamond studded leather seats and the glove gots a cooler for my Cristal yo (pardon my urban lingo, it's clearly rusty)! They all burn their money on the same brand of luxury cars and equip them with the same stereotypical doodads. News is rare when it comes to a millionaire who lavishly spends on geek-related things, but this folks is one awesome way to shell out the big bucks it if you have it. All that's missing from the description above is costumes of all three Robins, Nightwing would be cool too, and the giant ass coin and Joker card. Let's hope Mr. Moneybags shies away from the notion of taking this full scale and actually donning the Mantle of the Bat. He has the money, what other connections does he have? Being a filthy rich dude, he could eventually get bored with his redundant life counting and swimming a la Scrooge Mcduck 24/7 (wait, swimming part is cool, Ducktales memories). Then, he can have a face-off with Toronto Batman, Knightsend style. Obviously, Toronto Bats will own him cause... he's Canadian, and you know my thoughts on the Canucks! They are awesome!

Personally, if ever one of my ridiculous schemes of pulling off a bank heist ever happened, I would splurge it on a Iron Man-themed pad. Hell, there's probably some bored guy loaded with millions hiring sophisticated minds to build him an Iron Man suit... which is a bad idea on any level because.... you know... he'll most probably die. He may have millions but he ain't no Tony Stark.

Check out the CGI rendered conceptual art below! Insanely cool stuff.

It'd be sick if that Tumble was fully functional, I mean 2 million big ones, it's gotta run right?